Welcome to the collection for people who kill two birds with one shirt . The Double Meaning Collection is exactly your thing if you want to combine ironic profundity with cheeky self-irony. For some, it's just a saying—for you, it's a statement.

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“Shared Account” – Open up. Or not.

Shared Account Shirt – Girls Only? Nope! Also available as a unisex version . This shirt is like a good Netflix login: intended only for you, but somehow everyone has access. Show that you protect your privacy as much as you protect your passwords (or not).

🔁 Backprint included. Cheeky like an open Wi-Fi network.

“Limited Access” – access by invitation only

The Limited Access Shirt sounds like an IT error, but it's your personal security mode. A clear warning to all social butterflies with boundary issues: Not everyone is allowed access to everything.

Also available as a unisex version for those who want to wear their limits in style.

🚫 Design with soft block vibes – but without ghosting.

“Under Review” – Try your luck elsewhere

The Under Review Shirt is a digital "maybe" you can wear. You're not a maybe. You're in the testing phase . And spoiler: The success rate is low.

Of course also for men who know that they determine the trial period : unisex version here .

⏳ This shirt makes no promises. It gives warnings.

“Can't Commit” – More plain text is not possible

The Can't Commit Shirt is the perfect outfit for all those "let's just relax and see what happens" types. Honest. Direct. Zero bullshit. Say it with textiles: You're not a project. You're an option with an expiration date.

Also for commitment-phobes in male garb: get the unisex edition here .

💔 For those who don't make promises but leave an impression.

“Main Character” – Everything revolves around you

Main Character Shirt – You're not a supporting character, you're a plot twist. With this design, you put the focus where it belongs: on you. For everyone who treats their own life like a TV series – complete with cliffhangers, drama, and a break for a gin and tonic.

Also available as a unisex version for series junkies with egos.

🎬 Spoiler: You don't die. You steal the show.

“Seat Taken” – Sorry, the seat is already taken

Seat Taken Shirt – It's written in the back, it's clear in the front. Sitting down makes a statement: You're not a spare seat, and you're certainly not a free pass. This shirt is your personal reserved sign.

Unisex also available here for those who don't need to explain themselves: Unisex version .

🪑 Just look, don't touch.

“Guest Pass” – Just for one night?

Guest Pass Shirt – This shirt comes with an expiration date. It's honest. Short-term. And better than any morning after. For those who don't want to buy season tickets.

Of course also available as a unisex version for charming travelers with style.

🎟️ Entry granted – no guarantee of renewal.

“Co-Pilot” – Always on your line

Co-Pilot Shirt – This shirt screams: I'm a passenger, not a navigation device. You're leading the way, but you're not driving. Whether in life or in a car, the steering wheel remains yours.

Unisex? Sure. Here's the version for everyone with the passenger gene .

✈️ No GPS – you know the way yourself.

“Top Priority” – If you are important, you wear it that way

Top Priority Shirt – You're not Plan B. You're the jackpot with a deadline. With this shirt, you show: If you want it, you have to deliver. And now.

Also for all alpha people with taste: Top Priority – Unisex Edition .

📦 Express shipping to self-confidence included.

Why you should get the Double Meaning Collection

• ✔ For you or as an ultra-honest gift

• ✔ With humor, attitude and a wink

• ✔ All shirts: Print-on-demand, fairly produced, climate-neutral shipping

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