When the baby cries – and you reach for the bottle (but not his):
This T-shirt says what parents think but rarely say.
Beer alert is the unofficial SOS code for anyone who has survived the diaper war and still wants to laugh.

100% cotton – made for chaos

Comfortable cut for little drama queens & rage goblins

Powerful front print with beer glass warning symbol and flash alarm

Ideal as a gift for new parents with a dry throat and a dark sense of humor

Whether it's a birthday present, a christening party, or just an everyday trigger – this shirt delivers. Just not beer. Unfortunately.

It's never too early to look good! Give your baby a stylish yet comfortable outfit with this short-sleeved T-shirt that's durable and easy to care for. A classic that will quickly become your little one's favorite.

• 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun Airlume cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
• Pre-shrunk
• 32 fibers
• Relaxed fit
• Side seams
• Raw product sourced from Nicaragua, the USA or Honduras

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