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Assholes Everywhere - Unisex T-Shirt

Assholes Everywhere - Unisex T-Shirt

€ 26,99 EUR
€ 26,99 EUR
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You see them too. Everywhere. And you would like to be neutral –...
You see them too. Everywhere.
And you would like to be neutral – but at some point even the last layer of toilet paper will tear.

🧻 Cartoon toilet paper with a mission
🤬 For all those who think too often: “Not another one”
👕 Loose fit, honest tone, zero desire for bullshit

This shirt isn't for the sophisticated—it's for anyone who has to wipe their face with daily stupidity.

This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of. It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for everyone.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz./yd.²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• With side seam
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Raw product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the USA

Size chart

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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