It escalates anyway – party shirt for professionals

€ 39,99 € 29,99 -25%

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It escalates anyway – party shirt for professionals

It escalates anyway – party shirt for professionals

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The moment when you say “just a beer” – and suddenly you’re dancing on the bar with a blood alcohol level of 0.3. This shirt is not just a saying,...
The moment when you say “just a beer” – and suddenly you’re dancing on the bar with a blood alcohol level of 0.3.
This shirt is not just a saying, it is a way of life.
For all those who know: control is good, but escalation is better.

Whether it's a festival, a mountain hut party, a birthday gathering, or a deluxe regulars' table – this shirt makes it clear: Today, there's no discussion; today, there's delivery. And it escalates.

• 100% combed & ring-spun cotton
• Light, soft & drinkable
• Bold White Print – unmissable even in the fog of the shot round
• Unisex fit for escalators of all calibers
• #esescalated (even if it doesn't escalate – but it never does anyway)

🚨 For beer drinkers, Jägermeister tankers & party animals.

👉 Get your shirt now and join the chaos!

Size chart

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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