I Eat MILF and Cookies – Shirt
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I Eat MILF and Cookies – Shirt
I Eat MILF and Cookies – Shirt
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Cookies are cool. MILFs are better. Why not both? The world is full of boring shirts with lame slogans. But you want to provoke – with a text that doesn't...
Cookies are cool. MILFs are better. Why not both?
The world is full of boring shirts with lame slogans. But you want to provoke – with a text that doesn't ask for permission.
This isn't a children's birthday party—it's sugar-coated black humor. Ambiguous. Crude. Clear.
Our "I Eat MILF and Cookies" shirt brings just the right amount of irritation and laughter – at the next festival, barbecue, or shared kitchen hangover. Soft in fabric, tough in statement. Printed on a premium unisex shirt. Always appropriate, except maybe for your mother-in-law.
👉 Get the shirt Cookies is wearing just as a warning.
This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of. It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for everyone.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz./yd.²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• With side seam
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Raw product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the USA
The world is full of boring shirts with lame slogans. But you want to provoke – with a text that doesn't ask for permission.
This isn't a children's birthday party—it's sugar-coated black humor. Ambiguous. Crude. Clear.
Our "I Eat MILF and Cookies" shirt brings just the right amount of irritation and laughter – at the next festival, barbecue, or shared kitchen hangover. Soft in fabric, tough in statement. Printed on a premium unisex shirt. Always appropriate, except maybe for your mother-in-law.
👉 Get the shirt Cookies is wearing just as a warning.
This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of. It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for everyone.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz./yd.²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• With side seam
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Raw product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the USA
Size chart
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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