Not having sex - Shirt

€ 24,99

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Not having sex - Shirt

Not having sex - Shirt

€ 24,99 EUR
€ 24,99 EUR € 24,99 EUR
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You don't wear this shirt because you're drunk - you...
You don't wear this shirt because you're drunk - you wear it because you're getting drunk.

And because you know exactly what you're looking for tonight.
“Not having sex after getting drunk is a waste of alcohol.”
That's not a cliché. It's the most honest line ever printed on a shirt.

This shirt is your message for anyone who's still hesitating. A friendly but unambiguous invitation to escalate with mutual benefit.

Comfortable. Clear. And definitely not one to attract prudish glances.

👉 Wear it if you don't want to beat around the bush.

This T-shirt is everything you've dreamed of. It feels soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for everyone.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz./yd.²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• With side seam
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Raw product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the USA

Size chart

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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