Are you looking for the origin of life?
Here it is – in one sentence. Straight from Dad's workshop.

Whether barbecue, festival or class reunion:
This shirt clarifies things before questions arise.

🧬 Yes, we are all here because someone didn't get out in time.
🔩 No romance, no nonsense. Just the raw reality of procreation.
🍻 Worn with pride – or trauma. Depending on your perspective.

This shirt isn't a fashion statement. It's your origin story.
Live. Uncensored. And with an exclamation mark.

The classic unisex T-shirt made of 100% cotton ensures a straight line. It fits beautifully, maintains clean edges, and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's especially on trend right now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is made of 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is made of 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m² (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
• Open yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Bandaged neck and shoulder
• Double stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Raw product from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimer:
• Due to the properties of the fabric, the color White may appear more creamy white than bright white.
• With the color Natural, dark color pigments are to be expected in the fabric.

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