Reality? No thanks.
This shirt sums up what many adults think – but your child has long felt:
This Escape Room Sucks.

With a globe in the crosshairs and maximum gallows humor.
Ideal for little world deniers, future doubters and baby system breakers.

100% ring-spun cotton – soft as the conscience of humanity is hard

Strong front print with escape room message and earth in handcuffs

Child-friendly cut – rebelliously comfortable

For families who can laugh about the end of the world

Whether it's the climate crisis, capitalism, or kindergarten—this escape room level is buggy. But at least your kid looks damn good doing it.

It's never too early to look good! Give your baby a stylish yet comfortable outfit with this short-sleeved T-shirt that's durable and easy to care for. A classic that will quickly become your little one's favorite.

• 100% combed, ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun Airlume cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
• Pre-shrunk
• 32 fibers
• Relaxed fit
• Side seams
• Raw product sourced from Nicaragua, the USA or Honduras

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